Outsider


I grew up in Northern Ireland and have been a teacher and lived in England, Ghana, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Malawi, Mexico, Colombia, The United Arab Emirates, Australia, Brunei Darussalam and Malaysia.

These are my memoirs which are arranged chronologically by year. Much is social commentary.

Aside from narrative recount, the style is often anecdotal, aphoristic and ironical. I try to soften the heavy social commentary with humour. Some friends have said I tend to 'rant' at times. I don't deny it! Perhaps it is the Irish in me. I apologise in advance then, if that is your impression too.

I do not intend to stereotype various nationalities but inevitably I will generalise for dramatic effect.

In a globalised multicultural world there is an urgent need to identify and face up to our national idiosyncracies and shortcomings. Nationalism has always seemed to me to be a bogus substitute for a genuine sense of connectedness and community. It is a highly dangerous concept when manipulated by politicians to get citizens to do things that are unpalatable to them-like going to war for instance.

If we don't begin to see ourselves as others perceive us - and not as we would like to see ourselves, then catastrophe looms.

I contend we can be comfortable with our heritage and still be able to criticize and even laugh at ourselves at the same time.


The two are not mutually exclusive.

Outsiders are in a unique position to show us our shortcomings because we simply cannot see them ourselves.

I believe that no culture has found the ideal 'solutions' to the challenges of life. Every culture I have lived in has both positive and disturbing characteristics.

In which cultures do people appear happiest? (notwithstanding natural and man-made disasters such as war and famine)

What question can be more profound than that?

The results may be surprising. In my experience, the happiest cultures were Ghana, Malawi, Mexico and Colombia. At the bottom of the list would be England, Ireland and Australia.

I think we need to learn from each other-not try to 'teach' each other...there is a big difference.

Please send me an E-mail if you would like to comment on anything.


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Friday, May 6, 2016

To be or not tobe

To be or not to be



 Friday evening...


‘David is eighty three and so we are not really latenighters so would 6.30 to 8.30  be about right?’


Two days later we were having dinner at Sue’s..


‘You see Sue I can’t doorknock for the Greens because I would lose my patience  and start arguing with people..Greens policies are self - evident to me. The reasons people don’t vote for them are all irrational and so people are unpersuadable to me.


People don’t  vote for the Greens  mainly  because they are greedy or because they have been intimidated  by  bullying politicians and their proxies in the mass media.


The beleaguered voter is told to be frightened  of everything and every body..terrorists, criminals,  refugees, migrants , incurable infectious diseases, the GFC, the collapse of the iron ore price,  the low dollar, the imminent collapse of house prices. We’re told to be frightened of  losing our job, our mortgage, our superannuation. Email scammers, credit card hackers,  floods, spiders, snakes and bushfires..they are all coming to get us. We live in a permanent state of fear and anxiety…


We’re even scared to open the door…scared of our neighbours. We can’t  let our children out of our sight and  are scared to smile at  little children in case we are thought to be sexual predators..Parents are now  even afraid they will be abused by their children in old age!


This fear is not an accident-it is absolutely necessary. It is essential  for politicians and the mass media so they  can make us do what they want and make a lot of money out of us… respectively.


Fear is what makes the developed  world go round. It oils the wheels of the economy. Without it the economy would collapse.


But once it is whipped up, fear cannot be dispelled so easily and the anxiety and adrenalin  it creates is addictive. You can’t just say to people  …stop being  afraid and anxious! It doesn’t work like that. Have you ever heard of a smoker or a drug addict stop using because they were told to stop it!


These  same  irrational fears and emotions are  involved in making the  decision about who to vote for in an election.


We have more than we need  but we live in an anxious and joyless world in the west. The only places where I have seen real joy and exuberance are  in Africa or South America….where, paradoxically,  most people have little or nothing. Unfortunately, their own ruthless and   powerful  elites are doing their best to change  their own joyful cultures into joyless ones like our own.

Saturday morning on my way into Woolworths

A deep sonorous voice booms to my right..

Ha! Ha! Ha!…Yeeaaaaahh!

‘You look like you’re  bearing the world on your shoulders mate …you look like you’re on your last legs!'

I looked up and scowled. At first I didn’t  recognize him..then I realized it was  Brian an - old tennis  friend.  I stopped playing about a year ago

Ho! Ho! Ho! …you look like you are carrying the whole world on your  shoulders he said again.. . Ha !Ha! Ha!


He was bending down and  hunched over -mimicking my stooped gait…


He guffawed again with that mocking jocularity Australians use to indicate they like someone. They think it is funny to mock people..it is the Australian sense of  humour..

Dad used to say..

‘Stand up straight! shoulders back!, look straight ahead!  … and smile!’

I didn’t understand why he kept saying it at the time. He also had it written on a card  in the toilet in the eye line of the person sitting  on the toilet…I must have been a scowling hunchback  even as a child

 Dad must have been disappointed in his youngest

 I never did listen to him much. It was an ego thing

This harangue from Brian  was also an ego thing: I veered towards him – ready to meet his raucous  and very public challenge.

He  was part of a group of ‘Meals-on- Wheelers’ raising money by  doing a  barbecue.

Taking a ridiculous and completely uncalled for risk,  I heard  myself  blurt out…

‘Whaddyu expect mate? . I was avoiding you…I  thought you might be part of a group of  *Liberal party stooges?’

I didn’t know Brian well enough to approach a risky subject like politics and make such an outrageous remark in public. I was way out of  line.


 It just came out. It was his turn to be disconcerted. Haw haw haw!  he blustered on..but I could see he was  taken aback at my boldness. (I did know him well enough to know that he was a  ‘dyed- in- the wool’ Liberal which is of course why I said it). I wanted to stop him in his tracks.


Why do I keep doing  this? I have this constant, uncontrollable  urge to take on people like Brian  and burst the  bubble of  complacency and self-satisfaction  which surrounds them like a halo. I want to prick it like a balloon and see the gloating face inside collapse.


Pop!!


 I can’t stop myself. It just happens.

Brian was pretending  he hadn’t heard me

‘You really looked  like you’re carrying the world on your shoulders Don!! he cackled’

‘Yeah…well last week I  was on my way into Woollies when I was accosted by these liberal party stooges  Its enough to drive you to drink!’ I said ignoring his comment.

‘So when are we going to see you again at the tennis?’  Said Brian, pointedly  ignoring my political comment.

‘Ahwwww I dunno ..I don’t think I think I can do it anymore..’

Brian guffawed at what seemed to him was a  ‘double entendre’

‘I..I play golf now… I said, embarrassed…’I keep injuring myself at tennis –all that jumping and leaping around at the net. I just can’t stop myself..’


‘Where’s  the problem –is it the legs?’ said Brian


Well..yeah..anything below the waist - it just doesn’t really  work any more


I was embarrassed again-this time by myself.


 I didn’t want to pursue  this line of conversation. Unofficially, I was acknowledged as  the best player at the club of oldies and  the truth was that  although I officially stopped playing because of my injuries I was aware there were  a few players-including  Brian, who had my measure and were on the verge of knocking  me off my perch!   This might well have been  be part of the reason  I stopped playing!
 Pretty pathetic isn’t it?
 
The week before, I  was proud of myself that I had walked passed the Liberals and (quite rudely), brushed them aside with a contemptuous  flourish  of my hand

Being a  Protestant, I  immediately felt bad and guilty.

 But the guilt didn’t last.  After pretending to go into another  shop  and after  a  respectable pause,  I circled back and re-engaged another Liberal  just long enough to dismiss him with a similar gesture.

On my way out of Woolworths I avoided Brian, but  as I  glanced at him out of the corner of my eye I  caught him looking at me with a bemused grin.

‘I’m sure he was saying to himself…Whaddya  know ..…Don’s a bloody lefty!’

To be or not to be?

Should I be polite to someone like Brian who  votes to bankrupt me?

Is it not my politeness that  allows people like Brian  to continue  to screw over his neighbours?  My politeness is the silk Pete uses to bind and trap us in his web.

They’re everywhere-these  people who vote to bankrupt their neighbor, whooping  and guffawing  and laughing  at their own jokes. They all  think they are so  very funny.

 Politics is war and war is not polite and not funny.  Thank God  I  don’t have these sort of encounters every day  because I don’t  go out much.  If I did I would be  exhausted.

Sue and David were lovely. She was larger than life and talked non-stop. He  said very little and served the food on cue.  Its so hard to get into people’s houses here- and even harder to get them into ours.

 “You must be tired after getting up so early Maria?”

It was 8.45 and this was our cue to leave. Sue was ex-army

I wonder  how long it will be before she finds some other  way of patronizing  me and I  take offence.



Brian  just  thought he was  being friendly. He and others in the tennis club  liked me because I made them laugh.


But when I ‘come out’ and show my political views in this way my usefulness is outweighed by the threat they now perceive me to be. They’re afraid..

Fear!

Brian  will blank me from now on. That’s the way it is.

I’ll tell you something , Brian!

 My grandmother used to say..

 ‘There’s nothing as queer as folk!’

and I was just  a wee lad so she wasn’t referring to me



 *For those of you outside Australia the Liberal Party in Australia is the conservative party*
 

2016 Moggy and the Greens

Moggy and the *Greens


Sunday April 9


So I went along, albeit begrudgingly, to the launch of the local Greens campaign. Begrudgingly?
Yes.. because I am not a politician and I don’t like working with organizations or committees. They are full of bossy people who like telling other people what to do.

But I felt I owed it to the candidate who is a lovely lady. I teach with her as a volunteer at the local community centre.


I wandered around and  eventually I struck up a conversation with someone. Almost  Immediately I was interrupted by some loud person who butted in and 'took over' as they knew who I was talking to.


I moved on and  started another conversation


and exactly the same thing happened again!


and again


…and again!


Four times in ten minutes  I struck up a conversation only to be interrupted by some rude person who couldn’t wait to talk to the person I was talking  to.



After the speeches I was inevitably approached by the clipboard brigade asking me how I would like to volunteer.


She was very young.


Looking at her list of things I could do I said


Na,  I don’t do any of those  things.


What about door-knocking or handing out leaflets?  she said


No, I said, people who vote for the main parties and against the greens are not persuadable because they do so either out of selfishness or fear.  They are irrational and you can not argue with fear or selfishness.  Greens policies are simply common sense-if people can’t see their own self-interest, there is no point in talking to them. You can’t say to someone –“Stop being selfish or afraid” They simply won’t listen.

The young clipboarder girl looked deflated so I felt guilty and sorry for her and said..


But I can help with your multicultural committee. That is what I do. I told her I was a teacher and  what I did and  she said


‘That is amazing! '’. I was saddened that she was genuinely astounded that my work was pro bono. I was also chuffed and delighted at the compliment.

Then she blotted her copybook by saying..

If you go to the website…..

Now it was my turn to interrupt

 No! I exclaimed,  I don’t do websites or pamphlets. … I've already done that and got no response. If someone is interested they can contact me…here is my number.

Oh…uh…ok  she said searching  for words and clearly disconcerted and unconvinced  it would ever happen. (So was I)



I had a few sandwiches and sat down. This time I was approached by another couple . Body language very  friendly.


Similar conversation as the others…


I said..


my strength is multicultural stuff but I notice no-one here is from another culture-they are all white Anglos— no indigeneous people either?


Awkward pause...and then


No! she said pointing…there  is one indigenous lady –over  there. She was right. There was indeed a  very milky coffee-coloured lady.  I stood corrected.

 but undeterred,  I went on

where is the voice of the multiculturals in Australia? They are only 'tolerated' here if they overtly express their gratitude for being tolerated-and wag their tails like a dog when spoken to.  Isn’t this  just white people sitting around doing what they are good at - talking about power and how to get it. Where are the multiculturals?

My friends were losing interest in me –but we were all saved from each other and embarassment by yet another rude interrupter who sat down beside us.  On cue, although my  conversation had not  yet  finished they all proceeded to ignore me.


I was about to get up and go home,but the interrupter had a dog and since no-one was now speaking to me , I introduced my self to him. Moggy was a friendly little fellow-he welcomed me with smiling eyes and a wagging tail.

Like many multiculturals Moggy knew  how to greet people and make them feel welcome.

‘I love dogs’  I enthused to Charlie

Well ..buy one then ! …said Charlie rather unhelpfully I thought.

No…I said…I can't what would I do with him if I went on holiday?

Give him to me!  volunteered Charlie.

And he meant it.

I shook his hand ..

You are the first person I’ve met who has ever offered to do such a thing.



A few minutes  later I said goodbye to my friend the local candidate and was asking her a question when I was interrupted yet again by some rude person.

In despair I decided to leave -but Moggie caught my eye. I turned and  ostentatiously extended my hand towards his paw.. much to the visible consternation of those around me..

See ya Moggie!  Enjoy the rest of your day!

Moggie wagged his tail and smiled

At last I had found someone I knew I  could talk to without being interrupted

Regards,

Don


P.S. Just imagine what a Liberal party fundraiser launch would be like

*The Greens are a left wing political party in Australia










    Wednesday, March 9, 2016

    Welcome to Australia!


    I'm  sure Leonard Cohen would spend the next couple of years working on this!



      

    I wonder if is it only me who feels this way?





    I just had to say something...





    Welcome to Australia





    What is it about white culture? We don't seem to know how to talk to people and make them feel welcome...



    I was at a function today organized by a noble white person who wanted to welcome some Brazilians recently  arrived to Australia.



     I  managed to start a few conversations  only to have every one them violently interrupted  by interjections  from  white people with wolf-like expressions and massive rows of false teeth,  determined  not let me finish my sentence.



    I looked around and it was happening everywhere: like cannibals they were doing the same thing to each other.

    Some conversations were started, interrupted and then restarted: most  were never finished..



    The bewildered Brazilians could only  gawp in fascination  as …



    the whites moved to the table settling themselves  like a group of Gallahs shouting at  each other and interrupting each other: each  vyeing with the other for dominance of the next utterance: the chorus of interjection and interruption gradually rising in a violent crescendo of raucous cackles and ribald repost 



    Paralysed and unable  to participate, the bewildered newbies could only gawp in shock!



    Never had they seen such loneliness, such angst, such pain, such denial… dressed up and drenched in such a cacophony of noise. It was truly terrifying!



    I escaped and  sat apart in my despair– conspicuous by my rudeness.



    Do you want to be part of this? said the noble lady with a  kindly but sheepish look.



    ‘No’,  I said,  and I furiously wheeled my facebook posts on my phone  in a vain attempt to look as if I had something important to find..



    Welcome to Australia!






    Saturday, February 20, 2016

    The Chinese are coming!


    The Chinese are coming! The Chinese are coming!



    I drove into town yesterday and dropped off M and our delightful Japanese homestay student at the central market to have lunch while I looked for somewhere to park the car.



    I turned due south a couple of streets from  the entrance to the market and found it difficult to get a park. There were several private car parks but they were full. Eventually I found one which had 3 empty spaces-so I quickly entered  and was  manoeuvering  when I  noticed I had been followed in by another car. After observing me for a minute  the occupant, a well-dressed Chinese lady ,  got out and came over and announced in an assertive manner that it was a private park  and I could not  park there.



    I looked up and noticed a huge  notice in Chinese characters which I presume had words to that effect.



    I looked puzzled.



    ‘This is a private car park “  she repeated



    ‘But the sign is not in English’  I said!



    ‘This is a private car park!’ she repeated   in very good English



    Fuming, I  started to drive off,  saying ..



    ‘The sign should be English'...I repeated.…'this is not acceptable in Australia’



    Should I be expecting  a visit from the Triads?

    Micommunication in 2016

    Miscommunication in 2016

    An English friend who is roughly the same age as myself, told me recently that as he gets older in Adelaide he increasingly feels he is not getting  the respect (he feels) he deserves?

    Intrigued, I pressed him gently for more details...

    How do you mean?  When? I said.

    His answer surprised me.

    'Every time I go out of the house'

    I chuckled gently to myself. I thought  I knew vaguely what my friend meant but I did think  he was exaggerating just a little.


    I arrived at the Migration museum today with my Brazilian friend  in tow...

    We had just had an enjoyable lunch at which  he had been regaling me with stories about his Middle-Eastern  friend who seemed to enjoy picking fights with everyone they met - be they  classmates, shop assistants, receptionists, bartenders or baristas.

    The reception in the museum  was 'manned' by a lady with blond  hair wearing the inevitable 'uniform' of the Australian-born female- white blouse, black slacks and a loud voice resembling a light chainsaw.

    I tried to enter the museum without engaging her. (I don't deny I am nervous around Australian-born females: many don't seem to find me charming. I suppose its mutual as so  many of them seem to make my hackles rise)

    I knew there was no fee for entrance, so I tried to scurry in with out making contact.

    But, on seeing us enter, true to type she moved towards us with purpose on her sliding chair- just catching my eye long enough to let me know that she intended to speak to us (but not long enough to reassure me that she was going to be polite)

    This movement made me hesitate and put me on the defensive. I braced myself-pursing  my lips  ever so  slightly-prepared for combat. 

    My suspicions were confirmed when, head down and diving at the computer and avoiding eye contact  she said in a loud assertive voice and with falling intonation

    'Now...I need to know where you are from'

    (Note the absence of the question mark..this was not a polite question but an instruction!)

    The falling intonation was entirely inappropriate for the context...it was the intonation used by the police officer or the officious bureaucrat-and the intonation I have observed often used by the female Australian when addressing an erring husband, or dog.

    Disconcerted, and always willing  to take offence where none is really intended I inadvertently  misconstrued what she said. 

    I was in my element. Before I could stop myself I had  blurted out

    What??!!

    My retort, in a  paper thin voice did not conceal my exasperation at what appeared to be a  completely non-sensical and unwarranted question.

    By the presumptiousness and inappropriateness of  her tone I thought she was either casting aspersions on my ancestry or wanting to know which organization (employer) I was with. In either case I was justifiably determined to be offended.  

    Why the hell does she want to know where I am from?.  It did not occur to me...at least not in time..that she wanted to know my postcode  for marketing and research purposes. (not that that is a justifiable reason either!)

    Her tone had completely thrown me off-balance

    Irritated with the tone of my repost she punished me by keeping her head down and refusing to make  eye contact. She repeated  in the same condescending tone..

    Where are you from  Voice definitely too loud. Head down. Still no eye contact. Tone still falling. Totally inappropriate!

    Now, I really was becoming  furious. How dare she ask me such an insolent question!

    I felt like saying to her... What's it to you?

    I'm sick of being asked for unnecessary details by petty bureaucrats. (They are everywhere these days-even shop assistants ask me for my address when I buy something)

    Determined to make my point I expostulated..

    'I'm not from anywhere! (I'm unemployed)

    I'm  from Australia!!' (why would you think I'm not!)


    I  made no attempt to hide my irritation


    She looked up and realised that there was a problem.


    'That'll teach her! I thought to myself with an inward smirk.


    But now there was the problem of  how we were going to proceed?

    She paused...and stared at me for a few moments as if she wer saying to herself .. Oh God! not another one!

    She appeared to think about taking me on for a few moments 

    'I need to know your postcode', she continued...her too oud voice indicating her  determination.

    ...and then she thought better of it....and abruptly  put her head down and said dismissively

    'Oh...doesn't matter' and waving her  hand at me in disgust she ushered us in.


    We went in. I felt vindicated - but a little  uncomfortable and my Brazilian friend looking bemused.


    At lunch, I had found my friend's  stories  about the arrogance, misogeny  and hypocrisy of his  embarrassing Middle-Eastern  friend to be hugely entertaining.....we had chuckled, chortled and guffawed our way to the migration museum....


    Hmmm....

    P.S.

    Why the miscommunication?

    Is this

                 (a) a contemporary phenomenon...what my English friend was talking about?
                 (b) a common or garden miscommunication
                 (b) old age?
                 (c) just me?
                 (d) all of the above?

    Thanks in advance for your feedback

    Thursday, January 28, 2016

    Three Australias Parts 1 and 2


    The Three Australias


    Part 1

    I liked how Noel Pearson described his concept of the ‘Three Australias’ in his speech yesterday.

    ‘The First Australians’  (A1s) with 50000 years of sustainable occupation of the land

    ‘ The colonists’ (A2s) from England and Ireland who have developed the country into a successful nation state, but who unfortunately  almost extinguished A1s  during this process.

    ‘Multicultural Australia’ (A3s) The modern migrants: Greeks,Italians other Europeans and Asians who have arrived since the end of the second world war.

    None of the three groups own Australia-but at  the moment the  A2’s currently behave as if they own it. They  assume ownership, hold most of the  political power and insist the other subgroups should be grateful to be accepted into ‘their ‘ country.

    Pearson argues that having 26th January as National day honours only the A2’s. He is right. In fact, the 26th January ignores  the A3’s and actively  dishonours  the A1’s

    This attitude of ‘Ownership’ on the part of  the A2’s needs to change.

    We should perhaps learn from  the indigenous people  who say that nobody (not even they themselves)  owns the land of Australia-the land owns the people.

    How do we change this attitude?

    Education?

    Political debate and leadership?

    Hmm….

    Anyone got a sledgehammer?

    No… we should start by changing the date of Australia day

    Then we should accept that just as Australia is made up of different  states, modern  Australia is made up of  three different subcultures…

    We should stop trying to defeat or absorb each other and  engage in the process of learning about  other’s subcultures.

    I have observed that this is what many A2 Australians and some A3 Australians  do not do well. The three subcultures fear each other at present.  They seem to  be competing and many  A2’s seem to think they can somehow  ‘absorb’ the other two. This is never going to happen. They needn’t do this-they need simply acknowledge their differences. Because they are very different.

    The following are just a few  things each culture can learn from each other. It is by no means an exhaustive list – they are just a few examples. Of course the categories overlap.

    A2s need to realize that they can learn things from A1s such as a sense of identity , connectedness, family, community and generosity of spirit. A1s can learn from A2s about individual rights, personal responsibility, gender equity and efficient administrative and democratic political processes.

    A2s can learn from A3s about, communication skills, adventurousness, family and community.. A3s can learn from A2’s the same things A1s can learn: personal responsibility, gender equity, individual rights,  efficient administrative processes and democratic political processes.

    A3’s can learn from A1’s the same things A2’s can learn –and about land management and A1s can learn about adaptability and innovation from A3’s

    Maybe some of these categories are indeed inaccurate. That is not the point at all. The point is we have to acknowledge, support and learn from each other and stop seeing each other as competitors.

    It will not be a short or straightforward process-but it will be an exciting one.

    There is nowhere else on this planet with the opportunity to create this unique culture we all call Australia.

    Part 2

    So... what do we do with this concept of  A1s, A2s and A3s?

    Perhaps we can remodel our democracy to equalize the imbalance of power. At the moment the A2 has much more power than the others for many reasons: First,they are more wealthy because they own most of the land. Second, they have more social networks which help them increase their wealth and power. Third, they have access to educational opportunity-and hence power and wealth- because they speak the language and built the educational system. Fourth, they  understand the political processes because they created them. Finally, A2s are more numerous which allows them to dominate the others.

    So...I suggest the  "one man one vote '  system is unfair and obsolete. If we really want to share power (and not just votes) it should be replaced with another system. Democracy is about power sharing-which is not the same as vote sharing.

    Because of the imbalance of power I suggest that A2s continue to be given one vote in elections but that A3s be given 10 votes each and A1s 20 votes each. (Yes ..this  is arbitrary...it could be some other combination of figures)

    Q.E.D.

    Surprised?

    Hmm...now you perhaps understand what it feels like to be an A1 or an A3!

    Maybe ..you understand how it feels to be disempowered.



    Saturday, January 23, 2016

                                                              The Power of Speech

    I couldn't get more than a handful of locals to attend my presentation at the local Lions club on my school in Ghana. 

    Other organisations I have approached have shown little or no interest. 

    About 70 people attended an event last night at West Beach Surf-Life - saving club to raise awareness  about the plight of recent arrivals to Australia. Most were migrants or refugees.

    But there were some locals-mostly partners of same or the organisers

    A very moving speech was made by an indigenous elder in which he repeatedly  welcomed  the guests to Australia. He also said he could understand how refugees felt-because indigenous people too had been locked up in detention centres and made to feel unwelcome when the English 'invaded' in 1788.

    The audience grew quiet. He continued saying that there was still a long way to go until reconciliation between white and indigenous Australians but that there were good "cree-cree" whites a number of whom he counted as friends. 

    You could have heard a pin drop.

    Slowly... everyone stood up and acknowledged the speech.  I was quite close to the elder-he was sitting  in his seat crying.

    I have never seen this before  in Australia-it was a very powerful moment.

    'Moved' though they were, the tragedy is that many of these locals will probably vote to 'Stop the Boats' at the next Election

    I can not comprehend all of this other than to state the obvious-that the democratic system in Australia is broken.

    If you can explain it in any other way please get back to me

    To retain my sanity here I need an answer

    The power of speech.

    I wish I had it. 

    Reflections on teaching English to nice people


    Some reflections on the teaching of English as a second language to adults speakers of languages other than English.

    Student False Beliefs about the learning process


    Preamble



    These are some of my thoughts and recollections regarding the teaching of English to adults gathered from my experience in Universities Language colleges and schools in Australia and overseas. Most comments refer to adult learners.

    They might form the basis of a unit in the training of teachers which I would be happy to write if I could find a University or publisher that was interested. ‘Pigs might fly’ as they say in Australia.

    I decided to write these recollections down for my own pleasure before I slide off into obscurity and forget them.

    The bulk of the recollections concern the many false and mistaken beliefs the learner brings to the classroom-but first I will talk a little bit about the idea of the ‘Independent Learner’

    Most teachers with intrinsic motivation (which unfortunately excludes very many who are teaching just for the money) would agree that one major objective of good teaching is to produce an autonomous learner-someone who is able to learn independently of the teacher. The Universities and Business colleges in Australia which deliver much Academic English unfortunately do not have this as a main objective: at best they pay only lip-service to it.  At worst, they covertly discourage independent learning. An independent learner by definition is independent of the teacher and the University-and as such will not pay more fees for tuition! There is a clear conflict of interest here between the interests of the University and the student.

    This series of posts is based mostly on my experience of my teaching adult students at two Universities and one Language College in Australia. I have also taught students of school age and adults overseas.  The largest groups of students have been Chinese-but there have also been significant numbers of South Americans–Brazilians in particular, Indians, Malaysians, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, Koreans, Japanese, Saudis and some Europeans.

    The Autonomous learner: Getting out of the Passenger Seat

    I was teaching a friend how to drive recently. In fact she already is a qualified driver-but only for an automatic car. She wants to learn to drive a manual because they are cheaper to buy. She is a refugee so this would be an important saving for her.

    Basically, it has been difficult because she has completely underestimated the task. Although she has the road sense skills from her driving an automatic she does not know how tricky it is to manage the manual transmission.

    After three long lessons she was quite depressed and I thought she was going to give up.

    Today, at the beginning of the fourth lesson, I got out of the car and asked her to drive on her own around the car park area and along some deserted service roads in the deserted factory complex. At the end of the lesson she was so grateful. She said she felt much more confident and thought that some day she would learn to enjoy driving a manual car.

    It is a similar situation with teaching English. At some point the teacher has to get out of the car and let the learner drive on her own.

    Unfortunately the language ‘Industry’ has a direct vested interest in NOT letting this happen-they want the student to continue learning for ever–so they can keep collecting money from them. This is a conflict of interest for many Universities and language colleges. It is an issue I will return to again and again in this series of posts.

    Only experienced teachers have direct understanding of this concept of the autonomous learner. Younger teachers may have been told about it or read about it, but will not have directly experienced it. It is something which is appreciated only with experience.  

    In spite of their lack of experience many teaching programs in Universities and Colleges will recruit younger teachers–as it is good for their bottom line..they are cheaper to recruit. This is just one of the many problems which have come about by allowing business and commercial interests to hijack English language teaching in particular (and the teaching and learning profession in general).  Even the language has changed-teaching language is no longer ‘Education’ taught by ‘Lecturers’ –it is ‘training’ delivered by ‘Instructors’.

    The goal of  language teaching  has changed from being an empowering learning experience for learners into a commercial product to be sold to ‘customers’, who are often businessmen and women who don’t know the difference between a language program and a bar of soap.  Often, this product is sold by marketers who also don’t know the difference between language learning and a bar of soap.  The impact of business on Language goes well beyond this of course- the commercial imperative has grossly distorted pedagogy and methodology –but that is another story entirely –perhaps for another series of posts

    Student mistaken (False) beliefs

    When the students take their final exam or test they either pass or fail. Most pass and then consider themselves proficient  or even perfect users (and learners) of English.  They may carry this mistaken belief about themselves with them for the rest of their lives. While it may be true in some cases  it is not necessarily so. It is yet another mistaken belief they will add to the myriads of others they have about learning language. We teachers know that only a few of these ‘successes’ are genuinely autonomous learners. Most have simply learned how to pass the test-an important skill-but nothing to do with autonomous learning.

    Those who fail are waiting for a ‘better’ teacher to teach them –or a ‘better’ course. This is another mistaken belief because there is really not that much difference between courses or teachers. It goes without saying that none of the failures are autonomous learners either.

    I estimate that of all the students I have taught only about ten percent ever had the potential to become  autonomous learners after they exited the program-and many of these were autonomous before they even entered it!

    This is a sad and sorry state of affairs for the teacher who wants to produce autonomous and independent learners. It is also a disgraceful state of affairs from the point of view of the Universities and Colleges who claim to be educating students to be independent learners.

    The question is why is it like this?

    One of the reasons students don’t become independent learners is certainly because of the commercial imperative as I have already explained. Basically the managers (not the teachers) of the program don’t care about independent learning. Their KPIs are based on student input numbers. Bums on seats.  This is a huge political issue which I can not address here.

    However, another reason is because of the mistaken beliefs and preconceptions the students bring to the course. These preconceptions and mistaken beliefs come from their own personal educational history –and to some extent from their own personalities. They bring these to the course and they wreak absolute havoc with their progress towards autonomous learning.



    This series of posts will look at some the misconceptions and mistaken beliefs adult students bring with them to Australia. However, the general theme of commercialization of language delivery will never be far away!

    One of the greatest advantages of teaching adults is of course that their behaviour in class is generally much easy to manage than adolescents. We all agree on that. They also are generally quite well motivated –at least extrinsically (if not intrinsically)  by the need to achieve an immediate goal –such as gain entry to University or pass a test to qualify as a Doctor or a Nurse (Occupational English Test  or the IELTS test) Most importantly of all, they are mostly very polite and come from cultures where politeness is valued. In short–they are ‘Nice People’ and this is a major reason why I decided to work with them.

    However, there have been many, many disadvantages of teaching ‘Nice People’ as adults as they have so many misconceptions about the learning process itself. Often these stem from the ‘learning’ experience they have had in their home countries both as a child and as an adult

    Let’s start with the most general misconceptions



    ‘I know best (how to learn)’



    The new learner arrives in Australia full of enthusiasm and apparent cooperation and goodwill to everyone –including the teacher -. But, in my experience, if the student finds the learning difficult this goodwill can evaporate quite quickly. When I have scratched below the surface I find things are different to how they first appeared: I have found that many adults thinks they know better than I do how to learn English.

    Neither the fact that I can speak English perfectly nor the fact that I have a list of  teaching qualifications as long as your arm., nor even  my 40 years of experience of teaching  seems to impress.  Many students   are quite unmoved by any of that.

    ‘I know how I learn English better than you because I know myself’ It’s as simple is that!

    This means that I have to waste a lot of time getting the new learners to trust me–to believe in me. It can take days, weeks, even months, and sometimes it never happens. Often they are only really beginning to believe in me as the course ends (after 2,3 or 6  months).

    Even the strong students who pass easily don’t really give the teacher credit because they all think they know how to learn better than he does! When they pass–they think it is because of their natural ability–and little to do with the teacher! In reality even many of these strong students don’t have the necessary skills to be autonomous learners because they still retain so many mistaken beliefs about the learning process. But a really major mistaken belief is that they know better how they can learn than the teacher does.

    Why?  Well-it could be the subject of treatise of research but I suggest that it is often to do with the way in which these students are taught-or perhaps not taught - in their home countries. The pedagogy is so dry and methodology and style of teaching are often didactic and passive.  Although they are obliged to “respect the teacher’ to his face, it is not a surprise to me that they arrive in Australia with a subconscious belief that teachers really don’t know what they talking about! Every human being has a bullshit detector!

    Younger high school students are usually more humble and more trusting of the teacher-they actually believe the teacher can teach them. But adults are much more cynical: even though the teacher has good status in many of their countries of origin, the English teacher has relatively lower status than that of Doctors, Engineers Accountants and IT professionals: their target occupations.



    There is little that can be done about this particular mistaken belief, but I think it helps the young  teacher to be aware of it.



                                                                    I only learn in class

                                                        I need someone to teach me

                                                                   Language is grammar

                                                                     



    These are some of the more generic general false beliefs I have encountered:

    ‘I need someone to teach me’.  This is very common in adults from Asian and African countries in particular. They have completely lost confidence in their own ability to initiate and sustain learning. Many students have been over taught and over schooled so much so  that they have  completely internalized the false belief that they can learn nothing themselves–everything worthwhile has to be taught by a teacher. (Naturally, politicians are very happy with this. The role of the school as a political inculcate such messages is well recognized in the literature)

    This type of student has to be told what to do by the teacher in great detail.

    Again there is not much a teacher can do about this. It takes a lot of time for such a student to gain self –confidence to drive the car himself! However, again it is well worth discussing this with teacher trainees and their trainers.

    This type of student often shares another false belief which is “I can only learn in class”. Although the student may comply with homework requirements they will only do the minimum required. Because they don’t really take it seriously. More importantly he doesn’t take recommendations that the teacher makes seriously to engage with the language outside the class. So...they mix with their own nationality outside class, don’t watch TV or listen to radio and don’t actively seek conversations with native speakers because they believe, falsely, that this is not ‘real’ learning. Real learning happens in class.

    Another generic false belief is the belief that language is basically grammar–and little else. This type of student believes that Reading, Writing, Listening, Speaking, Pronunciation etc. are not discreet skills of the language worth studying. Really all that matters to this type of learner is grammar. They can become quite agitated if the teacher does not actually teach what he considers to be ‘enough’ grammar. What is happening here is that this type of student believes this because he can measure his progress –and his progress against others by testing himself or being tested on grammar by the teacher. This gives him a sense of achievement –whether or not his productive and receptive macro skills are improving or not!



    In one Language College I used to try and pre-empt these grammar ‘kings’ (there were always one or two in the class) in the very first lesson by requesting that they not interrupt the flow of the lesson by asking obscure grammar questions to me when I was in full flow. I encouraged them to see me afterwards. Those who didn’t just want to show off to their classmates sometimes did make the effort to see me. These were the ‘Grammar kings’ who wanted to impress me! Once they had shown me how much grammar they knew–they usually seemed satisfied!





    Learning is not pleasurable



    Language learning is perfectible



    Many students arrive in Australia with the false belief that after what seems to them a ‘reasonable’ period of time in Australia taking a number of courses they will be able to speak with almost 100 percent performance like a native speaker-all they need to do is study hard , take courses with a good teacher.  This unrealistic view includes the perception that they will be to achieve a perfect accent and perfect dominion of the prosodic features of communication, perfect grammar, perfect reading, listening comprehension and writing skills!

    The teacher’s job here is to let them down gently. After the teacher has gained the confidence of the student they should be able to replace their disappointment at not being perfect with a more realistic acceptance of what they will be able to achieve linguistically. Only a caring teacher who is committed to the personal growth and development of his students will be able to do this. If the issue is not addressed the student will feel let down and discouraged and may even give up on the language ‘project’ altogether. Such students will end up mixing with their own nationality. (Which is not one of the KPIS of the language programs or of the Australian government)

    Again the problem here is indoctrination by the school system in the country of origin. Students internalize the mistaken idea that everything of value must be taught to them in a formal school setting.

    Students who are let down gently by a caring teacher can still have a vigorous and productive language and cultural experience in Australia without being perfectly fluent in the language.

    Because of the lifeless pedagogy and rigid didactic pedagogies employed in many educational institutions in their countries of origin students may often arrive in Australia with the idea that Learning is not pleasurable

    This is a problem for the teacher because many of the activities in language teaching–even academic English language teaching are interactive and pleasurable for the learner. Games can be used for vocabulary development and speaking activities often involve pleasurable interchange with both teacher and fellow students. There is a danger that the student will undervalue these activities and see them as a waste of time.

    The teacher must persist here and eventually the reluctant learner should learn to let this belief go and  enjoy themselves in class. I personally felt towards the end of my career that if the students hadn’t enjoyed themselves in my class that particular class was a failure. To connect learning with pleasure is to simply do the obvious. Children love learning but somehow learning in schools has become so politicized and manipulative that there is often little or no pleasure in it at all-especially in the countries the learners come from.

    Although I was adequate academically, I myself rarely enjoyed a class as a child or teenager. I became determined as a teacher that my classes would be enjoyable. In fact, this is one of the main reasons I changed from Science to English teaching half-way through my career. The methodology of language teaching is so much more enjoyable for me than that of science teaching ever was. Real world issues can be discussed. Videos can be watched, debates and discussions can be had. Games and interactive activities can be employed. This is very different from teaching science!

    The content of science may be interesting but the methodology is much less flexible. Vive la difference!



    I need to write down what you say



    I don’t need to listen to the teacher



    Learning is writing



    Homework is a waste of time


    Experienced teachers will be familiar with the student who insists on copying down what the teacher has written on the board -often- precisely at the same time as he/she is presenting orally the next section of the lesson!



    In the mind of such a student-and there are many of them-writing down what the teacher writes on the board proves (to himself) that he has  learned something important: this is much more important  in his view than listening to the teacher.



    We teachers know better.



    The only way to deal with this type of student is to stop talking and stop them writing.



    "You can't write and listen at the same time!" is a useful intervention



    The rationale for this behaviour is that the student believes ‘If it’s not written down it is not worth learning'



    In many countries this idea is strongly embedded in the learner: Speaking and listening are not important but reading and writing are. The reason for this is that writing is easy to test for the teacher. The pedagogy of many countries is therefore based on what is convenient for the teacher and administrator-not what is good for the learner.



    The reasoning goes like this...



    What do we teach?



    Hmm...maybe this...?



    How do we know they have learned anything?



    Well...we get them to read something and then give them a written test.



    No need to listen to teacher - just read and and write: the instructions will be on the test



    Another attitude that often goes in tandem with this is that homework is not important.



    At the beginning of the academic course homework often involve readings and this type of student doesn’t do them. This slows down the pace of the class the next day.



    Again this false belief stems from the lip-service which teachers’ pay to rules in overregulated and overly prescriptive systems in many countries. Teachers set homework because they are required to, not when it is necessary. It is the policy of the institution. The homework is often irrelevant and the student learns to do the minimum.



    In some countries I set very little homework as only a quarter of the class would even attempt it!



    I could not set homework the completion of which was necessary for the next day's class. If I did a quarter of the class would have done it and the other three quarters would not-so I could not do the class which I had planned.



    In the latter part of academic courses in Australia written assignments are set which attract some type of sanction if not completed so there is not such a problem.



    I have tutored many able and keen adult students as tutees who will not do homework because this false belief is so deeply entrenched.



    Patience is required to restore the faith of the student in the need to do homework!











    I don’t need to come to the beginning of the class



    Students arriving late to class are a common and serious problem for teachers. The most important part of any class is usually the beginning and the end. At the beginning the class is set up by the teacher. He recaps what was done in the previous class and connects to his plans for the activities for the day. If a student misses the beginning he generally doesn’t know what is going on in the entire class for that day. Eventually such a student may turn into a ‘problem’ for the teacher. He may become a complainer and invariably he blames everybody but himself for his poor performance!

    It is difficult to know what to do as a teacher. I use a carrot and stick approach which varies according to the circumstances.  I generally try berating the latecomers with jokes and sarcasm etc.-but sometimes this is not appropriate as not all cultures appreciate sarcasm. Sometimes sarcasm does not work and may even backfire badly!

    If I have a persistent group of latecomers in a class I generally try to create a starting  activity which is not essential to the day’s work. However, if this happens to often, the students who do come on time justifiably feel short-changed by this approach as they realize  I am  effectively ‘waiting’ for the latecomers to arrive. In the end, they too may start to arrive late!

    I sometimes refuse to give latecomers the day’s instructions-although this may mean they are a pain in the neck for everyone including the teacher during the class. I certainly don’t repeat the instructions every 5 minutes as each cohort of latecomers arrives! Some teachers just ask the latecomers to get their instructions for that particular day’s class from their peers in the class. But this approach also can upset the law-abiding peers!

    It is a thorny problem for which I have really little more to suggest except to play it by ear with each class.

    Many cultures do not value punctuality in the way Anglo culture does in Australia.

    Our initial reaction may be to apply some form of sanction-but of course the managers of programs in Australia are loathe to do that because they do not want to upset their paying customers! Students may complain to agents who put pressure on recruiters who then put pressure on managers etc. eventually.

    It is easier for a manger to berate a teacher who is the subject of complaint than to take on (a group of) recalcitrant latecomers with the agent.

    Inevitably, like many other things–this problem is therefore often thrown back to the teacher. I have not yet found a universal method of dealing with it. Teachers won’t admit to the problem because they think the late coming reflects on their teaching competence.

    Another reason for the persistent lateness is that many students believe that they don’t need to be in class to pass. One reason for this is that they don’t really want to be in the class (their parents insist). Another is that they overestimate their language competence and think it doesn’t matter at what time they turn up–they will pass anyway.

    It is easier with school-age students. In Colombia where punctuality was a notorious problem I was famous for locking the door five minutes after the class started. This caused a fur ore at the time but there was little the students could do about it as I was the Head of discipline and the Vice Principal of the College! However many schools would not permit such an approach by the teacher and/or don’t have lockable classroom doors!

    One can never too careful with regard to cultural sensitivities. I thought locking the door was a joke at the time but I recently contacted a student on Facebook who I had taught 32 years ago in Colombia and one of the first things she brought up in our correspondence was me locking her out of the classroom one day!



    Engagement in a group in a classroom is not necessary for learning

    Peer editing is a waste of time

    Only the teacher can mark work



    Many students from overseas are not accustomed to working in groups. They are used to sitting and learning on their own and listening to the teacher.

    It is not enough to simply exhort students to work together. Careful planning is necessary by the teacher so that each group contains students of a similar level and who are of different nationalities if possible. Doing this once and expecting the students to then form groups themselves is unrealistic. It may be time consuming but it is necessary for the teacher to form the groups again and again. In addition, sometimes students are simply shy-this has to be taken into to account.

    Some students really do not believe that group work is important and will try and sabotage it. However, with practice, most students will embrace it and see it, at the very least to be an opportunity to socialize which they otherwise wouldn’t have. Other students see the value of it quickly and rapidly develop confidence in themselves as learners.

    Peer editing of writing tasks is central to any academic English course and it is essential that students are familiar with group work before the peer editing sessions start.

    One issue in connection with peer-editing is that students may not really believe in the validity of marking others work nor value the marking of peers. They always want the teacher to mark. The teacher knows that neither these assertions are not true. The student is quite capable of editing his partners work as long as clear and specific guidelines are given for the task. Many students resist because marking is hard work –and explaining to their partner the reasons for the mark given is a complex language task.



    Group work and peer editing are key activities in the program to produce the learner who is independent of the teacher. The teacher needs to be patent and persistent in the promotion of group work.



    Speaking is perfectible

    I can speak my own language outside class

    All native speakers speak perfect English

    Native speakers understand the rules of their language



    The first myth many adult learners have regarding speaking is that speaking is perfectible. I have never met a single adult learner who has perfected his or her speaking skills in English up to native speaker standard.

    This doesn’t deter the new arrival that they will be able to master not just the productive and receptive skills of listening but all the prosodic features of language and even accent!

    The only solution here is to let the learner down again gently. Being too blunt can result in demotivation. But ultimately the student has to realize that their expectations are usually unrealistic with regard to speaking.

    Most adult learners believe that speaking their own language outside of class won’t affect their ability to improve their speaking inside class.  I don’t agree. The more they speak their own language the less their English speaking will improve. A small number of students have the self-discipline to speak English outside class –but they are few in number. Most simply relapse in to their native tongue the moment they leave the classroom. The result is their speaking is the skill which improves least during the course. There is little the teacher can do except exhort and be an example.

    I sometimes  describe my own experience of language learning in Mexico when I arrived there as an adult with minimal Spanish. I was living in a Spanish speaking household where no-one spoke a word of English. In fact  in the pueblo where I lived not a single person spoke English. This was ideal for me because I was effectively in a total immersion environment. I know that if there had been one single person who spoke English I would have sought them out and made myself their friend –such was the power of the urge to relax and speak in my own language.

    Learners believe that all native speakers speak ‘perfect’ English. ‘Perfect’ means they speak English like it is written in the text books they have used to learn. The teacher knows that this is not true and that native speakers speak with grammatical errors, incomplete sentences, repetitions, and ‘umms’ and  ‘ehs’ and other fillers. Teachers know that this is how the language is spoken. Learners don’t. They take a long time to accept this as ‘good language’ and even longer to appreciate this fact –most learners never appreciate it. Most native speakers aren’t even aware of it!

    Finally, learners think that native speakers understand the rules of their language. Of course the teachers know that they don’t. Most native speakers are clueless with regard to understanding their own language.

     A formal course of training and instruction is needed for native speakers to understand how their own language works. Learners don’t understand this and neither do native speakers. I had been a science teacher for 15 years before I retrained as an English teacher. It was only during  this course that I realized how my language was constructed. Even after many years of teaching English I still get questions bout language to which I am unable to give an adequate answer.



    This is why untrained language teachers are of limited use-even if they are native speakers. In my experience the trained teacher who is not a native speaker can be a very effective teacher–especially at the beginner and intermediate level.





    English can be learned like maths by the learning of rules and applying them

    Vocabulary can be learned using a dictionary

    The dictionary is to be trusted more than the teacher



    This is one of my favourites: the false belief that learning a language is like learning maths.

    You just learn the rules and apply them. Nothing could be further from the truth.

    While it may be true for maths it certainly is not true for learning English as a second language

    Many adults don’t realise that much language is acquired not learned. A lot of language is learned at your mother’s knee: first it is received and then later produced as the child matures. This is an automatic process of acquisition–not a planned process of learning the rules and applying them. Most adults fail to understand this. The acquisition continues in a total immersion environment of the child as it matures into an adult.

    The reason for the perpetuation of the myth is because we have been indoctrinated by commercial and political interests to believe it! It is in the interests of Language Colleges, schools and universities to perpetuate the myth that they are indispensable for language learning! Necessary–yes, but not entirely indispensable. Let’s say that they exaggerate their own importance for obvious reasons!

    This false belief means that many adults are reluctant to concede the importance of ‘acquiring’ language outside class by speaking to native speakers, reading newspapers and watching movies etc.

    Although the teacher may be given an exaggerated importance by many learners, when it comes to vocabulary the dictionary is given even more importance. Many students quite erroneously believe that looking up the meaning of the word in the dictionary is the way to learn vocabulary.

    Research shows that in order to retain the meaning of a word in your long term memory you have to ‘learn’ it 3 times with at least 24 hours in between each learning episode or activity. Looking the word up in a dictionary might be the first one of those activities. But the learner has to be exposed to the meaning of the word at least twice more in order to put it onto his long–term memory. Just looking the word up in the dictionary does not achieve this. Many students believe it does.

    Talking of dictionaries if there is a discrepancy between what a teacher says is the meaning of a word and the dictionary meaning -then the learner will often believe the dictionary-such is the power of the written word. If it is written down-it must be right!



    Movies and documentary DVD’s should be watched only once

    All videos are entertainment



    This can be a frustrating one for teachers.

    The movie or DVD is a great motivator in language learning. Many teachers will use movies or documentaries to provide context for topics. But they can be used in so many other ways.

    I have used them to focus on vocabulary, idioms, slang, pronunciation, accent or intonation.

    The main problem is that students can’t concentrate for long enough so what I do is use the movie with English subtitles. I use various strategies. With some DVDs I’ll show the entire program first so that the students get the context and the gist and some enjoyment (very important in itself).

    Then I will replay the movie’s relevant parts focusing on the points we are studying.

    I also will download the dialogue and get students to study the selected areas and then play the movie with the actual scene again. I find this to be a remarkably motivating activity.

    However, students have to unlearn their internalized concept that a movie is only to be watched only once! This is remarkably deeply ingrained in the brains of many students on arrival to Australia. For some reason they resist watching a DVD for a second or third time. They need to be trained to unlearn this myth. I have watched some documentaries dozens of times and seen new things each time –and I am a native speaker!

    I suppose the resistance comes from the fact that movies are seen as ‘entertainment’ (mostly due to Hollywood) Many students regard watching a movie not as work.

    I am a strong believer in the use of electronic media as a teaching aid. In addition to the Hawthorn effect (change for changes sake) it adds the element of pleasure to learning which is often missing in the classroom.

    Of course the scope for using segments of DVD‘s is unlimited–or limited only by the time the teacher has to prepare exercises and activities based on the DVD.

    I have rarely found an environment which fully supports the use of DVD’s in the classroom. Many managers are against using them. Of course it depends on how they are used as they can be misused by the by the teacher.



    Every word must be understood in order to comprehend a text



    Reading for pleasure is a waste of time



    I can learn to speak and listen by reading



    There are several myths related to reading. The first is that there is only one type of reading-and that is intensive reading in which every word must be understood in order for the message to be comprehended. Teachers know this is not true but it is very difficult to persuade recent arrivals that they must skim and scan academic articles and that readers can comprehend gist without knowing the meaning of every single word.

    A second myth is that reading is always painful, hard work and can never be pleasurable. The idea of reading for pleasure is rare in second language speakers. This is because reading is associated with boredom and pain in my second language learning contexts overseas. Naturally, the last thing people want is more pain!

    One of the few exceptions is my wife who reads biographies and novels for pleasure. She is a Spanish speaker who learned English as an adult. She can read quickly too and recently read an Australian fictional writer who topped the New York Best sellers list in two or three days. It took me two weeks.  My wife is a good reader but she does not have any exceptional reading skills. What is exceptional is that she understands that reading can be for pleasure. It has taken her many years to unlearn the myth that reading can not be for pleasure.

    A third myth is that all the other skills have to be learned through reading! This includes speaking. Many learners have an overreliance on reading and writing as learning tools. This is a result of poor teacher-centred pedagogy and methodology in their home countries. Teacher-centred pedagogies and methodologies rely on reading and writing because it is easier for the for the teacher to mark and the institution assess written products. The validity of such assessments is often not high–but the convenience outweighs the lack of validity.

    Such is the dominance of reading and writing that even esoteric topics like pronunciation are believed to be learnable my ‘studying’ them mainly through reading and writing! Of course all the macro skills are involved in learning pronunciation-but only intensive and extensive listening and speaking practice will produce lasting results.