What's with the supermarkets and the drill at the check-outs?
Every time I go to buy tea and eggs or whatever somebody asks me about 'Fly-buys'
Uhhhh? I say
Feckin aeroplanes?
I mean when am I goin to fly again?
I haven't enough dough to keep me Honda on the road, let alone "Fly" somewhere.
Anyway, the last time I flew I had a feckin' embolism.
Do they want me to have another one?
These brainwashed teenagers at the checkouts
"You must say"
'Fly buys with that to every customer.'
Says the Corporate trainer in 2009.
No wonder the kids feckin' binge-drink.
I would too if someone told me to say that all the time.
Waiting for my second embolism
Retirement, Kota Kinabalu

This is where I would like to be after I have robbed the bank
Thursday, September 3, 2009
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