Outsider


I grew up in Northern Ireland and have been a teacher and lived in England, Ghana, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Malawi, Mexico, Colombia, The United Arab Emirates, Australia, Brunei Darussalam and Malaysia.

These are my memoirs which are arranged chronologically by year. Much is social commentary.

Aside from narrative recount, the style is often anecdotal, aphoristic and ironical. I try to soften the heavy social commentary with humour. Some friends have said I tend to 'rant' at times. I don't deny it! Perhaps it is the Irish in me. I apologise in advance then, if that is your impression too.

I do not intend to stereotype various nationalities but inevitably I will generalise for dramatic effect.

In a globalised multicultural world there is an urgent need to identify and face up to our national idiosyncracies and shortcomings. Nationalism has always seemed to me to be a bogus substitute for a genuine sense of connectedness and community. It is a highly dangerous concept when manipulated by politicians to get citizens to do things that are unpalatable to them-like going to war for instance.

If we don't begin to see ourselves as others perceive us - and not as we would like to see ourselves, then catastrophe looms.

I contend we can be comfortable with our heritage and still be able to criticize and even laugh at ourselves at the same time.


The two are not mutually exclusive.

Outsiders are in a unique position to show us our shortcomings because we simply cannot see them ourselves.

I believe that no culture has found the ideal 'solutions' to the challenges of life. Every culture I have lived in has both positive and disturbing characteristics.

In which cultures do people appear happiest? (notwithstanding natural and man-made disasters such as war and famine)

What question can be more profound than that?

The results may be surprising. In my experience, the happiest cultures were Ghana, Malawi, Mexico and Colombia. At the bottom of the list would be England, Ireland and Australia.

I think we need to learn from each other-not try to 'teach' each other...there is a big difference.

Please send me an E-mail if you would like to comment on anything.


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Friday, May 29, 2009

Officiousness: the baby and the bathwater volunteering

This morning's incident is so typical...

I'm in the Salvation Army shop looking for bargains when a lady comes in pushing a most beautiful stroller pram. She says to the male receptionist who happens to be serving me at the time:

"Can just leave this here-it's in perfect condition!"

(perhaps expecting to be thanked for her contribution)

The receptionst is a young man who is serving me turns to her and says:


"Eh.. we don't accept baby's things here" with that confusing rising intonation which has the air of both a question and command. (Aussies don't know they are famous for this in the rest of the world.0

The woman is slightly taken aback but doesn't show it-because she is a polite South Australian.

I am dumbfounded!

"Yeah -just down the road is a childrens place - they'll take it" says the young man.

She repeats her offer just to be sure she can believe her ears. The young man repeats his denial because he rather likes making her feel uncomfortableby  refusing her. He seems to quite enjoy telling her so again.

I roll my eyes and the woman winks.

Out she goes to the childrens place. She was as dumbfounded as I was.

Some idiot has obviously sued the Salvos for some piece of baby stuff that didn't work.

Result: Some officious bureaucrat in the Salvos has decided not to accept baby stuff donations!

Doh!

Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater!

As a result, hundreds of people miss out on useful baby stuff because some idiot sued the Salvos.

Who is the moronic judge who awarded against the Salvos?

I could do a better job myself!

Couldn't he/she foresee the consequences of following the letter of the law on this decision?

Can't they just use good old common sense?

If the judge can't use common sense then what hope have the rest of us got? I've been teaching young people for thirty years to make decisions based on common sense-not blindly following regulations-what is he point if they are hamstrung from making them in the real world?

Why does did this incident happen?

The judge, the officious bureaucrat and the receptionist like the POWER of saying  'yes' or 'no'.


Changing the subject....

Trying to volunteer in this country is like trying to break into Fort Knox.

Police certificates of good conduct and mandatory notification documents are necessary. No wonder there are no teachers or volunteers in the country.

What crap! Who would be bothered to register as a teacher or as a volunteer?

And who can  trust the police? What makes them more trustworthy than me?

I'd trust myself before I'd trust the police.

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