Outsider


I grew up in Northern Ireland and have been a teacher and lived in England, Ghana, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Malawi, Mexico, Colombia, The United Arab Emirates, Australia, Brunei Darussalam and Malaysia.

These are my memoirs which are arranged chronologically by year. Much is social commentary.

Aside from narrative recount, the style is often anecdotal, aphoristic and ironical. I try to soften the heavy social commentary with humour. Some friends have said I tend to 'rant' at times. I don't deny it! Perhaps it is the Irish in me. I apologise in advance then, if that is your impression too.

I do not intend to stereotype various nationalities but inevitably I will generalise for dramatic effect.

In a globalised multicultural world there is an urgent need to identify and face up to our national idiosyncracies and shortcomings. Nationalism has always seemed to me to be a bogus substitute for a genuine sense of connectedness and community. It is a highly dangerous concept when manipulated by politicians to get citizens to do things that are unpalatable to them-like going to war for instance.

If we don't begin to see ourselves as others perceive us - and not as we would like to see ourselves, then catastrophe looms.

I contend we can be comfortable with our heritage and still be able to criticize and even laugh at ourselves at the same time.


The two are not mutually exclusive.

Outsiders are in a unique position to show us our shortcomings because we simply cannot see them ourselves.

I believe that no culture has found the ideal 'solutions' to the challenges of life. Every culture I have lived in has both positive and disturbing characteristics.

In which cultures do people appear happiest? (notwithstanding natural and man-made disasters such as war and famine)

What question can be more profound than that?

The results may be surprising. In my experience, the happiest cultures were Ghana, Malawi, Mexico and Colombia. At the bottom of the list would be England, Ireland and Australia.

I think we need to learn from each other-not try to 'teach' each other...there is a big difference.

Please send me an E-mail if you would like to comment on anything.


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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Don't study. Catch 22

A young, relatively unqualfied Irish teacher with zero experience ( and with a mere TEFL Certificate) was quite puzzled, even shocked shocked today at Flinders. She was complaining to G.

"My friends have just come out from Ireland with Teaching qualifications AND TEFL qualifications and can't get a response from any of the language colleges in Adelaide. They have applied everywhere in Adelaide for a job and haven't even got an acknowledgment! No response at all.

They've gone to Darwin to look for a job"

"How can that be?" She was visibly shocked, "because I myself have almost no teacher training at all?" she said incredulously.

As an afterthought, and with a look of concern, she said...

'Am I really so lucky to have this job?'

"I'm not surprised by it" I said

Later, when the girl had left, I said to G.

"You know why her friends haven't got a job and she has-because she is cheaper to employ."

"Absolutely" said G.

Work choices and the deregulated Liberal ( 'Conservative') market ethics...

The moral of the story is...

'Don't study, and don't develop yourself professionally, because if you do you will price yourself out of the job market' said I.

And now there's some good advice for my teenagers.

My young unqualified and inexperienced Irish friend has a full-time job, and her teacher friends have none!

She made the smart decision NOT to develop herself professionally and has been rewarded for it!

"I'm lucky to have my one course to teach. I should be grateful" I said to myself, because I have two masters degrees and a doctorate. "Of course, the well-paying jobs for which I am also qualified are all reserved for the locals!"

Serve ya right for movin away from your home town, Don!

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